Reading progress update: I've read 1%.

TAINT - S.L. Jennings

"Sit there and shut up, honey. One of us is a professional. Now, if I need help making a fucking sandwich or getting red wine out of a linen tablecloth, I’ll ask for your opinion. Otherwise, shut those powder-pink lips and look pretty."


*Squuueeeeeaaaaal* Best Friend alert! Where have you been all my life?!?!?!




Darn, there went my yearly dose of sarcasm. I'll never be able to get that back. And we're only 1% into this shit.