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The Deal - Elle Kennedy

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to our hero:

 

Because when a girl shows up at your door in a trench coat, you know damn well there’s not much else underneath it.

 

It's not like a woman can own a trench coat and use it for any other reason than because it's a jacket. No, she must be naked underneath. Dude, you have a wonderful logic.