“So, that chick Megan is coming out Friday to watch us play. I hope she wears that tight-ass schoolgirl uniform.” He made a growling noise in the back of his throat. “Dude, that shit is fucking hot. Hey, maybe she’ll bring your girl with her. You know the blonde. If she can stay sober long enough maybe you’ll get lucky,” he joked.
“Please. That chick’s as straight as they come. I’d have to drug her, too, to get her to put out.” We laughed.
I'm sorry? Did Zeke just say that?
Dude, you do not joke about that. Not even a little. He's definitely going on the list of worst heroes ever.